ashotnirwin:

the constant struggle of knowing you’re too ugly for a band member but at the same time knowing you’re perfect for them

(Source: ashtonshugedick, via skinnyloovveee)

tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

(via fv-ckoff)